Chuck Stalker — gaming persona

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Chuck Stalker

Playing since Atari. Battlefield since 1942. Don't quote the dark magic to me, boy — I was there when it was written.

Enter the zone
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The Dossier

Declassified // Veteran file Campaign service ribbons Last known position: 43.8993 N, 78.9425 W

SUBJECT: Chuck Stalker. In continuous service since the Atari era. Enlisted in Battlefield 1942 on day one and has deployed to every theater since — wake islands, metro chokepoints, whatever the frontline is this decade.

Dip, dip, potato chip

Current postings: commanding armor in World of Tanks (angling plates, respecting gun depression, blaming RNGesus through proper channels), holding objectives in Battlefield, and keeping a fully-insured fleet ready for the day Star Citizen releases. The faith is unshakeable. The refund window is long closed.

Standing advice to new recruits: Alt+F4 opens the secret loot menu. Standing advice to everyone else: stay frosty, stay hidden, and don't be 10-ply.

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Loadout

World of Tanks

Armor angled, hull down, gun depression respected. Prayers to RNGesus filed through proper channels.

PC

Battlefield

Enlisted in 1942. Never discharged. Still runs toward the objective while everyone else snipes from spawn.

PCPS5

Star Citizen

Fleet assembled, insured, and hangar-ready. Release date: soon™. The believers endure.

PC

First-Person Shooters

If it has iron sights and a killcam, Chuck has hours in it and opinions about it.

PCPS5
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Comms

Callsign: Stalker. Reconnaissance is an art, not a job.