Chuck Stalker — gaming persona

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Chuck Stalker

Playing since Atari. Battlefield since 1942. Don't quote the dark magic to me, boy — I was there when it was written.

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The Dossier

Declassified // Veteran file
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SUBJECT: Chuck Stalker. In continuous service since the Atari era. Enlisted in Battlefield 1942 on day one and has deployed to every theater since — wake islands, metro chokepoints, whatever the frontline is this decade.

Dip, dip, potato chip

Current postings: making offerings to RNGesus and paying to win in World of Tanks, holding objectives in Battlefield, and keeping a fully-insured fleet ready for the day Star Citizen releases. The refund window is long closed.

Standing advice: Alt+F4 opens the secret loot menu. Got notes on his K/D? Give yer balls a tug.

Dog tags: CS-75 recon unit. Born 1975, raised in the True North.
Last known position: 43.8993 N, 78.9425 W. Elevation 236 m.
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Loadout

World of Tanks

Hull down, rock hard. Bring on the lemming train — somebody has to hold the flank they all just abandoned.

PC

Battlefield

Enlisted in 1942. Never discharged. Still runs toward the objective while everyone else snipes from spawn.

PCPS5

Star Citizen

Fleet assembled, insured, and hangar-ready. Release date: soon™. The believers endure.

PC

First-Person Shooters

If it has iron sights and a killcam, Chuck has hours in it and opinions about it.

PCPS5
Objectives: get the rocket launcher; mother on speed dial; safety squints engaged; don't get team killed; like tea bagging; rack up dem headshots; defend the objective; don't feed the enemy; nerf this! Battle Beaver approved.
If you can read this, you are too close.
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Comms

Callsign: Stalker. Reconnaissance is an art, not a job.
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